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Daring statuses about girls. Statuses for VK for girls are daring. Statuses for VK for girls are daring short. Very bold status. Daring statuses for girls, with meaning Statuses for girls are cheeky and mocking

A black cat is not at all interested in what gray mice say about her.

My bundle of nerves is gradually mutating into a cloud of total indifference.

Women love with their ears, and women's ears love diamonds.

You can't be a problem if you're nothing.

I would certainly cry if I stopped laughing!

You are looking for dirt in me, and I am laughing at you. After all, what you see in me is what you yourself are full of!

They are our hearts to smithereens, and we their brains to smithereens!

I have no desire for revenge... indifference is my revenge.

Fuck what happened. Turn on your brains and get things done beautifully!

When I was leaving, I said to me: "If you change, I'll kill you!" - So what?! - What-what ... I'll come, I'll die.

We choose, we are chosen... but when will it start to coincide???

I apologize for the lack of drama in my departure.

I went on a diet... lost 2 weeks in 14 days...

I am not a lazy person ... I am the princess of the sofa !!!

They believe not those who lie, but those who lie confidently.

Straight to the face without a hint: you are a two-faced creature, and you are behaving disgustingly!

It's easy with me. The main thing is always and in everything to agree with me ...

After all, he was handsome, smart ... Well, why the hell did I sober up ?!

Break my heart, break your head, okay???

What they are, they are with you.

The richest men's fantasy is usually hidden under the shortest women's skirt...

Don't envy me, you're just inferior, that's all...

Cute! There was no one like you, and there is no need!

Shut your mouth and deal with your flaws.

If a girl says she hates you, it means she loves you, but you're a goat!

Life sucks, but I'm cool.

Do not be afraid of perfection - it does not threaten you at all.

Remember: those who first write and call need you. The rest didn't care about you.

I don't suffer from megalomania... Great people don't suffer from megalomania!

Don't show it if something hurts you, just smile, silently draw conclusions, and sharpen the ax behind the closed door...

You play, my love! Walk... No one is holding you by the horns!

If they knew everything, as recorded on my phone, they would never have called!

If I ever die because of a man, it will only be from laughter.

I think I just, by accident, stepped on someone's moral principles.

Of course, I love animals, but not enough to be with a goat ...

Na-ah! Take the ruble as you know your worth, you will return the change!

Pay attention, dear - plinth ... And remember that this is your level.

Two tons of show-offs and not an ounce of brains.

Do you think I'll run after you!? No - the crown can fall...

Girl, are you very brave or insured?

Don't annoy me! I have nowhere to hide the corpses!

I don't want to ruin my bloodline with you...

Let's meet? - Not. - Why is it so? Let's try? - Not at the tasting to try.

Well, how the hell are you, our delicious elbows?

Do you think you are pathetic? No, you're just a pathetic bitch dressing without taste, but from a fashion designer...

I'm not rude. I just do not care about the opinion of strangers who for some reason climb into my living space.

Well thrown guy comes back like a boomerang...

I'll get a driver's license, buy a tank, and drive to several addresses, so... Just say hello.

I don't want to be like everyone else. Let everyone be like me.

There are 1,000,000 girls, but why is she needed alone? Because it is 1, and all the others are 000000.

Everything that didn't kill me will regret it!

I am not evil ... I even wish my enemies that three cars stood at their gates: an ambulance, police and a fire engine ...

I resigned myself to the fact that instead of a white horse, my prince would have a black Maybach. I am strong, I will endure!

If you want a man to kneel, undress and get on all fours.

I was bored - that's why it started. He bored me - that's why it ended.

Recently I realized that I have a problem - I hate everyone! But they reassured me and said that this is not a problem, the problem is that they cannot be killed.

I want to tell you one secret: I have you, you don't have me!

Men, of course, are all males, but some of them are like a dog - with different bitches, and some are like a wolf - either alone or with one she-wolf forever ...

Sympathy can be obtained, envy must be earned.

You are not very, I'm tougher.

Some think they have risen. In fact, they just popped up...

Some people should have swum past the egg in their time...

I'm not cocky, I just don't go into my pocket for a word.

I want to get drunk with you to a dope and again check who will be the first to kiss.

Nothing emphasizes the beauty of the eyes so much as indifference in a cast glance.

If a young girl is told: "You have matured so much over the summer" - this means that the breasts have become larger ...

Good looks don't guarantee good behavior...

When you go out into the street in new stilettos, take an empty bottle of wine with you. It's better to think that you can't drink than that you can't walk in heels!

My character is gold, that's why it's so heavy.

You can love the soul without touching the body, and then slowly go crazy from the body of the beloved soul...

If there is no gossip about you, then you have not achieved anything yet ...

I am abnormal! I have love mixed with abuse ...

I love people who like me, I love them for their good taste!

You will always be feces, and there is no need to wrap yourself in candy wrappers.

I would have sent you, but I see that you are already from there.

Well - this is when the same person is in the head, at home and in bed.

I grew up, I became different, the criteria for evaluating guys have increased, and the chosen ones get into my society. Out of 100 guys, I choose one for love and a maximum of two for friendship!

There are no unavailable women... There are different levels of access!!!

Do you want me? Send SMS to number 4242 and get the melody "dream on".

He has brains. Just not activated yet...

An amazing woman is a woman who shakes everyone!

If I'm offered to go for 3 letters, I'll probably go to heaven...

Born to walk in heels - he will not wear galoshes!

No matter how many strangers moan at you, the hand of a beloved girl on her cheek is always more pleasant.

I don't care, baby, who's right and who's wrong! I just don't love you anymore!

I am more and more convinced that for some people the head is a decorative attachment to the butt ...

I am very polite! And even if I send it to X, I will definitely call back and ask - Well, how did you get there?

Surrounding must be periodically frightened, so as not to be surrounded much.

Love your enemies, if only to get on their nerves.

I found my ideal: smart, kind, loyal and beautiful... And I was happy! Until the smart one learned about the good, and the faithful one - about the beautiful ...

Do you want me to take off my crown? I'm sorry dear, I can't! I was born with her...

There is nothing more tiring than to be present when a person demonstrates his mind. Especially if there is no mind.

Why are my blouses, powder and cotton pads scattered around the room, this is a mess, and your socks under the bed, armchair and on the chandelier, this is a damn element of decor?!

I love meeting new people. It's like, damn it: "Hi, new disappointment!"

I like it when guys make comments to me, which is ugly when a girl swears. And like when a healthy man yells obscenities, it sounds like a Bach symphony?!

I am contraindicated for people with a sick heart!

Am I the only one who doesn't care so delightfully when William got married, who did William get married or did he get married at all?

After breaking off relations with me, the third ex in a row finds the one he was looking for and marries. After me, any one is what you need.

I'm not a cassette to play what you want!

Appearance still plays quite a big role ... I have never seen a guy screaming: Wow girl, what a fucking inner world you have!

It's dangerous to talk to me - I remember every word.

I read a lot about the dangers of alcohol, so I decided to quit! Read...

Yes, I see you, the brain does not indulge in clever thoughts.

I would like to punch you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance?

Humility is my hallmark! Right after beauty and genius of course!

Love is evil, and the goats take advantage of it...

A second chance is something I won't give you twice.

What's with the habit of being stupid?!

You look unhappy, I like it.

In the end, among the ends, you will finally find the end.

Pretentious? Arrogant? No. I just know my worth. It's not my fault that I'm priceless.

Reciprocity is good. Even when people are mutually indifferent to each other.

Don't touch my virtues with your flaws.

Parenting is the process of eliminating personal shortcomings in one's children.

S.U.K.A. - Bitch. Knowing how. Seem. Angel.

Women are divided into three types: smart, beautiful, kind. But there are mixed types: 1. Smart + Beautiful = Bitch 2. Smart + Kind = Ugly 3. Kind + Beautiful = Dumb 4. Smart + Kind + Beautiful = Dating an idiot who does not appreciate her.

I take back my words, I came up with something more offensive.

The most beautiful flowers grow from dirt, the most beautiful people are often scum.

People are most often cheaper than their clothes.

A woman is a peaceful creature that is ready to chase you with a frying pan at any moment!

You know, dear, storks bring children, and a woodpecker brings you.

How smart a wife must be so that her husband does not doubt that she is a fool.

Yes, sometimes I just don't listen. Sometimes I just watch your jaw move.

A person who figures out how to punch people in the face over the Internet will earn millions.

You are mistaken, I do not have high self-esteem. I underestimate everyone else.

If there is no brain, then the eyes of a person are like jewelry.

I'm behaving terribly, I'm sorry, it just so happens that it doesn't work out better with you!

The seven deadly sins are my nightly program.

I look at some people and I immediately want to shout: - Natural selection! Where are you when you are needed?

Phrases like “I'm nothing without you” better save for your penis.

I don’t know how to look for a way out in confusing situations, but I always find an entrance there.

It happens that you don’t know a person, but you really want to hit him.

People who are trying to start conversations about the meaning of life with reference to the fact that you live incorrectly should be hit in the face right away, let them analyze it later.

I hate people. But of course not you guys! I don't consider you human at all.

What kind of idiots do people sometimes endure next to them, just not to be lonely.

Argument is not a search for truth. This is an opportunity to show all the fools their place.

I am a pain in the ass of your moral perception.

When I see an optimist, I want to bring him to tears.

Women's competition is a great thing, it keeps you from turning into a bare-faced junk in stretched sweatpants.

Some people don't need to wipe their ass with toilet paper, but their mouths.

If you are a creature, then learn to hate yourself. If you are high, then help yourself not to get used to!

Where are the factories for the production of these creatures who dream of teaching everyone how to live right?

In addition to sleeping, eating and shitting, you, by the way, have a soul, as it were, by the way.

I think it's time for me to publish a book "how to aggravate any situation with a couple of words."

Sometimes you look at some asshole and think - oh, what a pity that you can only be killed once!

It always makes me a little sad when you eloquently, gracefully and subtly insult a person, and he is too stupid to understand it.

Someone said that, they say, people deteriorate over the years. Nonsense. Many people are inherently corrupt by nature.

Nostalgia for childhood is stupid. You will still have a period in your life when you will be spoon-fed and your feces will be cleaned up after you.

Potential Friends is a list of filth that I deleted with "OK".

I think how boring life must be for a person to start filling his personal Internet space with photos of cats ...

There are people to whom I would dedicate poems, and there are people to whom I would dedicate an obituary!

Some become bored to such an extent that they begin to live in memories. Stupid people.

Sometimes putting a smile on your face is much more difficult than putting an eye on your ass!

In fact, everyone has imaginary friends. There are too many people around you that you imagine to be your friends.

In vain you complain of an inferiority complex. On the contrary, you are extremely correct in assessing your capabilities.

with my principles, attitude towards people, lifestyle, character and morals - it's easier to kill me.

A warm wind of change blew and blew you the hell out of my life.

The clearest quality of a person is the ability in any situation to make everyone except himself a pile of dirt.

Ask for help and someone is sure to reach out to you. True, often with a characteristic combination of fingers ...

It has been repeatedly proven that ignoring is the engine of attention!

Stupid people often say that I am evil. But I'm not angry, I just have my own opinion on everything and I express it directly.

Are you learning to drive? Then your transport must certainly be a tractor - an infernal fairy on a tractor is just fucking conceptual ...

People are getting used too. it's weird, but sometimes very true.

Do not keep me, Lord, from temptations. Send them more ... And then we'll figure it out ...

Set a goal and go to it, without whining.

If you can't understand me, don't try!

If you're not proud, you'll soon go nuts.

I don't understand what it is about people that pisses me off. Sometimes - obsession, sometimes - stupidity, sometimes, when the socks are different, sometimes - everything.

If you don't know what to do - pump your ass, and even if the solution does not come, a pumped up ass is never superfluous.

Vredina is a complex socio-psychological work for which no one pays, but you get pleasure from it.

How the arrogant chicks, who pretend to be the elite, were stunned. They are probably so well-mannered that they even take horseradish in their mouths exclusively with a fork.

The man himself seems to be so small, and how can so much dirt be placed in him ?!

No, well, I'm, in principle, a good person, if you do not communicate with me.

Good morning, be damned!

I love disappointing people. And I try to do it as often as possible. Only in this way can I make them continue to be interested in my special.

Real men don't offer twice, and real women don't agree the first time! Damn, how hard it is to live...

It is a pity that in our society it is not customary to simply approach someone and put a gag in your mouth. It's a pity.

Let's meet sunrises and your salaries together?

I have the impression that some people are born specifically to piss me off!

I want men, mojitos and money! Men and mojitos can be money!

I don't care what you think of me, I think worse of you.

Write down all your claims to me, please, on a piece of paper! Make an airplane out of this leaflet, fly to X! Happy flying you and your passengers!

All of you will die. Some will become a flower and some will become manure. And some won't change at all. For they are manure.

There are so many useless people in the world. I'm surprised you haven't found a match yet.

Before accusing a person of pathos, think about your own worthlessness and wretchedness.

I'm a shitty person, so love me by the chest!

Whoever has feelings for me that cannot be expressed in words, you can convey with money.

If my status will be - "LOVE", then I was hacked!

You know him? Of course, all the bastards know each other.

There are a lot of people in my environment who can ruin my mood. But those who raise it are few.

All female statuses, about how “him” is missing - this is about the mind, right?

Gathering up a suitcase of insults and keeping it in the closet for the time being is a sacred thing for any girl.

When meeting a person, talk as if you have known him for a long time. For example, send him to hell!!!

It happens like this: you fight for something, you fight, and then at one fine moment you realize, “But wouldn’t it go to hell?”

Some of my friends on the Internet write such smart things, but in real life they are such idiots that I can’t even believe that they know how to write.

An erection is the most honest compliment.

The fact that a person has a good heart does not mean that he cannot give in the face

Hey smile! Joke. Get down, creature!

Such people stand out on the Internet, with a hint of originality and fucking, but in real life I might not have noticed you against the background of asphalt Wipe off your face. No, this is not pathos and not your dignity. It was you who wallowed in feces and do not understand this.

There is such a profession - a mood monitor! And most people seem to have the highest category and many years of work experience!

Someone, in order to stop being lonely, needs to reconsider their whole life, but for someone it’s enough just to make their mug simpler.

The heart shop is closed due to a total reassessment of values.

If you're being spit in the back, don't be philosophical that you're like in front and all that... Just turn around and break his jaw!

If I ever decide to make a movie, it's bound to become cult bullshit!

I want myself, what can I say about you!

If it seems to you that my hands dropped, you are mistaken. I bent over the mount!

I don't like angry dogs, stupid women and useless men, and that's nice.

Just because you're an untidy monster doesn't make you a creative person.

There will be ups and downs, and successes and disappointments in your life. But remember, son, the most important thing is that no matter how your fate develops, no matter what circumstances you find yourself in, in any situation you must remain a man - a cunning, treacherous, merciless creature!

I will drown my sadness in wine, and you in the nearest river!

A person with a sense of humor and a sense of obscenity is gorgeous.

I would like to send many to hell, but suddenly someone comes in handy ...

Scary girls with beautiful inner worlds, please turn yourself inside out.

VKontakte status is a display of character, mood, emotional state. It is short, clear and concise. Therefore, to come up with it so that it sounds beautiful is quite difficult. But if you succeed, be prepared for increased attention to your person from friends and subscribers.

Daring statuses for VK for girls are suitable for strong, brave and bright personalities. They show your determined nature. With such a girl, jokes are bad - she has a sharp tongue, and if necessary, she can answer the offender. With such bold statements, you can demonstrate to others that you are a real tigress.

Statuses for VK are often set also to show that you can’t just approach you. Boys like these girls very much, but not everyone dares to approach. And bold statements immediately draw attention to your page and increase its attendance.

Statuses for VK for girls are daring short

Usually the statuses for VK for girls are daring - short. Brevity is the sister of talent, and here this saying fits perfectly. The talent lies precisely in making a status out of a few words so well-aimed that it will "hit not in the eyebrow, but in the eye." The topic can be different - from the relationship between the sexes to the life position in general.

There is another reason for the brevity of statuses - that they may not fit entirely in one post. Too long text is removed by the system "under the cut", and at first only part of it is visible. Also, if it's too long, it's harder to read, not to mention that the whole effect is lost.

How to post a status

Status Can be posted on various pages of your social networks: VKontakte, Facebook, Twitter. There are several ways to place it. Here are the most popular ones:

Where to get the status

You can make up your own expression. But not everyone can quickly generate a short sentence that will not only reflect their mood, but also sound beautiful. Therefore, you can take ready-made statuses from special sites or groups. However, keep in mind that they will not be unique. Hundreds of girls from different cities have the same statements on their social media pages.

Status can be customized. Professional authors for a small amount come up with one or several well-aimed statements for you, each of which will be unique. You only need to roughly describe what you want to express in the status, and soon you will be able to place it on your page.

Good day dear girls and women. Below is a list of bitchy statuses, ranging from daring to statuses with meaning.

If someone disagrees with something, then you can indicate this in the comments. But I warn you right away - I don't care, just like you.

Bitchy, daring statuses

I'm already glueing the envelope to wrap the lollipop in it and send it to you!
Boys! I have already imagined at what level your IQ is at the level of the fly!
I don't care that I'm a two-faced bitch - I like it!
I am delighted when they suffer because of me!
On my right hand, two fingers are actively working - index and middle. Wanted - beckoned, did not like - sent irrevocably!
I can give you a ride, but only on certain routes: to rage, to a fit of nervousness, to a psychiatric hospital.
If you don't crawl to me today, you'll be run over by a truck tomorrow!
When I screw up a pig for someone, I grunt for pleasure!
Why am I not married yet? Princes are only in fairy tales, but in reality only their horses.
I'm not a bitch - I clearly express the truth!
Who wants to rummage through my dirty laundry? Please wash it at the same time!
Anyone who wants to get to know me better, let him be prepared for the fact that he can be sent away.
I have a large lung capacity, so I can inadvertently deflate ... a very long distance!
Only I can be impudent and express dissatisfaction in a rude form - God knew who to reward with this exceptional trait of character!
Whoever doesn't love me will hate me!
My three main goals in life are to successfully build eyes, then put my husband on a short leash and grow big breasts.
I love the sun, bananas and being a bitch!
I am a greyhound bitch!

Daring statuses for girls, with a meaning to yourself beloved

I am Leo according to the horoscope and therefore I open my mouth wide.
It's better for me to fly alone than to live together in a cage!
I'm already climbing the highest bridge to spit on you all from there!
I'm going to the store for a shovel to dig a hole for you!
Do you want me to always be there? - Then be prepared for hell on Earth!
If you are a rag, and not a man, then wear hairpins!
My adequacy is the most inadequate!
I'll be the splinter in your eye so you shed a sea of tears for me!

I, if someone's mistake, then only fatal!
I am a savior because I break off relations with guys at the initial candy-bouquet stage, thereby saving my partner from subsequent torment. So appreciate it and don't forget to thank me!
Initially, I always know what awaits me at the end of a relationship, but this does not stop me at all!
Gossip girls! I recommend that you keep an eye on your beds with tomatoes and carrots! And my harvest should not worry anyone!
My previous sins are trifles in comparison with those that are yet to come!
My conscience is clear as a tear, but it is as caustic as lye!
I'm a little crazy because I delete friends from my social media more often than I accept them.
From my thoughts, the devil's tails spin themselves into a sea knot.
By making friends with me, you can only change for the worse.
Fear my friendship request - I'm vindictive!
I don’t like monotony, so I improvise in relationships with people right to the point that I get wildly excited.

Bitchy statuses for girls

I accurately choose the right position so that no one can put me in a pose.
Would you like to come to my place for dinner? And then my dishes have been sour for a week)
I declare directly - with my loved ones I am strict, arrogant and reckless!
I do not need to wish you health - I will outlive you all!
Whom I do not suit with something - I can replace it with another!
If it’s difficult with me, then either put up with it, or go on ... rest!
My wall will become a dead end for those with flat gray matter vessels.
Thank you all for that arrogant bitch that writes this!

Stalin is alive! And he is in my soul!
I came into this world in order to wag everyone's nerves!
I look like a beautiful diamond, but my edges are just as sharp!
I have an instant reaction and I will be offended by you first!
I warn you right away: what is a brake pedal - I don’t know!
Either I'm that good, or everyone around me is goblins!
Who needs to lose self-esteem quickly? I'm waiting for friend requests!
If I turned on the bitch, then know that I don’t have an “off” button!
Stupid hedgehogs will always be waiting on my life path!
For me, the monastery has been crying for a long time!
Do not look for excuses in my eyes. I will still determine for ... for life!
I don't go to tea, call me for a meal!
I will inherit: in the apartment, in the head, in the soul!
Boys! Don't run from your happiness! If I catch up, it will only get worse!

Statuses about daring girls

I am a very versatile girl - at the same time I can be a daughter, sister, girlfriend and someone in the throat!
I am like a river - no one will enter my life twice!
Who is not yet accustomed to my rake, then, apparently, you are in the woods for cones.
I don't date anyone because the used status only applies to dirty things.
Whoever dreams of seeing me on a pole will meet with a rake.

My trick is in my behavior, but it is really unbearable!
I am the black spot on your white shirt!
I warn you right away - do not disgrace yourself, because victory is always behind me!
If someday you decide to leave me, then I will also help with a kick in the ass for better development of speed!
My revenge is as thin as a razor blade!
If you're afraid of me, then you better screw it up right away!
Do you want my love? “Then get used to my antics!”
Wondering what kind of life I'm living? I would share, but you still don’t understand this, because you don’t have one and never will!
I don’t have a real face - I live in a mask and don’t take it off even before going to bed!
Who wants to fool around - I can keep the company. But someone else will be the fool
Boredom is my rival, and jambs are my friends for life!

Bitchy statuses, with meaning

I will not wipe the tears from my face, but simply erase you from my memory.
Be sure! I'll hang my noodles on your horns!
If you allow yourself to throw words to the wind, then I will allow myself to throw you!
I have a unique creative nature, because I love to constantly create something. Chaos, problems, troubles - yes, I'm just a genius!
I put someone else's opinion about myself on my boyfriend's organ, and he is so hardy!
I am a solid minus, which is attracted to the same!
I prefer loneliness to idiots around!
I don't know how to worry, but I only know how to worry!
An unbearable miracle is exactly about me and I found myself!
I'm not a sieve to pass through other people's problems!

I never owe. I always return evil a hundredfold!
My word will always be the last! I can quickly use the blocking system)
I'm like honey - if someone gets stuck, then it's already thoroughly!

Well, that's all, I hope every girl or woman was able to choose a suitable status for herself with meaning, as well as a formidable impudent or just bitchy. But keep in mind one thing - some men (I will not modestly point fingers at myself) do not read what girls write about themselves on social networks.

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A real kid must be kind, but they never ask him to be weak. What is the philosophy of man? Find out about this from daring statuses for VK for boys.

To answer not the most conscientious people

Daring statuses about the main thing

A kid's life can be smooth or rough, but there's always room for real friends. These statuses are dedicated to them:

Statuses about feelings

We are rarely loved for who we are, but maybe this is for the best:

Daring statuses from the life of a boy

The boys are not philosophers, but they know a lot more about life. In order to get out of a variety of problems, you need the right attitude:

Don't talk to me about life from scratch. You don't know what it's like to get out of the minus.
I am a man, and by definition fearless, a boy can only be like that.
Let my mother be ashamed of me, but I am indestructible.
For the sake of success, I will put everything except the health of loved ones and lads!
Guys, respect women! And I'm not talking about skins...
Don't say the word "impossible" to me. I don't know what it means.
Are you judging me for my difficult character? How else? A boy without character is a rag.
Always keep your word: this is your price.
I am caring and kind at home, and this is also my strength.
Not sure, don't promise. There is nothing worse than being a jerk.
Yes, I don't have much money, I just don't need to impress people who remind me of it.
Between figure and kindness, always choose the latter. Beauty will fade, kindness forever.
A good person will not necessarily be intelligent, an intelligent person will not necessarily be good.

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These daring statuses for girls can be set on VKontakte or classmates. If you use Instagram, these statuses will work just as well. If you're tired of everything and it's time to have a blast, choose any of these new statuses. They accurately reflect your attitude towards all the goats and the surrounding gossips.

I don't like men who rush back and forth ...
Either appear and do not disappear from my life, or disappear and do not appear!
Right people! Let's not interfere with each other's lives. You do not tell me how to live, I tell you where to go.
If you replace the word “Pi @ dets” for yourself with the expression “Wow, f @ yad, what a surprise !!!”
That makes life so much more interesting!…
There have already been enough clowns in my life… That’s it, bl@t, the show is over!..
Briefly about everything: Disappointed, but they * I'm not surprised.
Love is like smoke...
Today we eat, and tomorrow we no longer smoke ...
Living alone is much better than living among broken promises and fake love.
Babs are divided into 2 types ...
The first - they constantly puzzle over HOW TO KEEP a man ...
2nd - how to fuck off ...
Tired of trying to maintain relationships with those who are not up to you.
From now on: no reciprocity - no communication. And come what may, I don't give a fuck, honestly!

You must like these cheeky VK statuses

The disappearance of certain people from my life solved half of my problems.
I will certainly listen to the advice of the one who has "robbed" from life more than mine. The rest - on the potty and in the lulu!
Forgive, forgive my abandoned remnant, let someone slip ... another!
A man should come into a woman's life as a gift of fate, and not as a foundling of hopelessness.
A drunk woman is an unpredictable hurricane! Here she is drinking, and here she is already dancing, crying because of a stray cat, stealing flowers from a flower bed ...
Everything seems to be fine, but you still want to crack someone in the head with a shovel.
Well, why the hell am I a prince? I need someone who will endure my crazy and kiss my nose ... And I will give him the crown myself ...
Either we don’t remember the right words in time ... Then it’s not fate to shut up in time ...
For me, a man is the one who is responsible for his words. And everything else is the middle sex, which is not worthy of respect ...

The most terrible virus is to get used to a person ...
There is no vaccine for it...

They will offend me, I can endure ...
My children will be offended, I will tear them to pieces!

No man can boast such a dick, which I put on those who do not appreciate me!

Before you understand me - learn to think ...
Wherever you look, there are only fucking queens and goddesses around. One I am a little bitch and a big bunny.
I don’t wish harm on anyone, but if some stumble and blow their ass to themselves, I’ll take it for justice.
All diseases are from the nerves. Nerves from thoughts. All thoughts from the fact that you do not care about FIG.
But in vain.

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Don't listen to anyone's advice! If you are cool with this person, be with him.
If I have offended anyone, ever, in any way ...... - I did the right thing! For it was wrong to fuck off and piss me off
Fucking YOU are mine) ...
Filling your price - do not be on sale!
Today, once again, I was asked the following question:
- "Do I have a torment?"
I answer:
- "EST" ... And some # th flattery ...
There will always be someone who will love you not for your figure and appearance, but for your easy fucking and bad temper
I wish good to people who were dear to me, but one day ... sold out!
To the question "how are you?" it's easier to answer "okay" and hear "clear" than to say everything and hear "clear".
We must treat Life with Humor, Otherwise, this £bumping Reality... Will Drive Us Crazy...
Dear, HOLY people... After visiting my page, wipe the monitor with holy water! Cross yourself and go n@hy!
- Describe your life.
- Can you swear?
- Not.
- Then everything is fine.

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If I were weak, I wouldn't be able to handle what I've been through.
- Oh, you are such an interesting person with a beautiful fate and wonderful life stories, I will call you Pi * Dabol ...))
I'll give my ex in good hands! He loves care, care, crying, tasty food and sleep ... He lies a lot, but he is a very kind person! I'd keep it, but I don't deserve it!
Never tell a woman, "If you're that smart, do it yourself." Because she is SMART. She WILL DO.
First, x @ rovo act, then they want a normal attitude towards themselves.
It doesn't happen, guys.
I woke up at 7 am to start a new life. I made three jumps on a rope and realized that the old life, in principle, is also nothing.
It happens that a man fluffs up his tail, spreads his feathers, sings, sings, thinks that he is an overseas firebird, and you look and think: “Woodpecker” ...

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